Long time, no blog

So, long time, no blog. Depression, life, and just lack of time will do that.

But, I'm back.

I've been long-term subbing, which is a totally new experience. I'm supposedly a natural teacher, but I'm not sure if I'm feeling that.

What I do know is that some odd and tiring hilarity will come my way each day--usually in the form of some phrase that never in my wildest dreams could I ever imagine myself saying. I want to chronicle these lines and thought this was the perfect venue.

Here's to hoping that it gets me to blog more often. I do miss it.

Strange thing I had to say today: "Yes, your razor can be bean-powered if you want it to be."

With that, I'm off to work on a job application.